Acceptable Haircuts

This ain't it

Dear Readers,

It has come to my attention that certain people believe the haircut you see above to be somehow acceptable. If any of you think that this is the case, I can assure you, it isn’t. Anyone who sports this haircut is a total douche and doesn’t deserve to benefit from the eternal wisdom which is posted to my blog. Moreso, if I find out any of my readers wear this haircut, I will permanently block your IP address from accessing my site.

Cheers!