Modern Rashi

The 614th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Notice

The problem isn’t what was said, it’s that you remembered.

Mar 29 • Gavi

Achdus™

Who would ever stand against unity?

Mar 23 • Gavi

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Thanos Finally Died!

And you don’t even know his name

Mar 17 • Gavi

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Kids Making Noise in Shul

Well, it's a cultural debate, so it's time for Modern Rashi to weigh in!

Mar 16 • Gavi

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February 2026

Modern Rashi on: YWN MAILBAG: When Planning Your Purim Costume, Use A Healthy Dose Of Sensitivity And Seichel

No, I didn't invent the retardedly long title

Feb 26 • Gavi

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Bad Bunny

Yup, you're a racist!

Feb 9 • Gavi

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Modern Rashi on: The Perils of National Conservatism

One man’s poor attempt to wield antisemitism to beat us back into neoliberalism

Feb 3 • Gavi

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January 2026

Derech Eretz Kadma l'Torah

Shut up, kofer. Nothing comes before the Torah.

Jan 24 • Gavi

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Religious Pluralism

How this subversive ideology is hollowing out our faith

Jan 15 • Gavi

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My Struggle

With trauma

Jan 6 • Gavi

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A Hitchhiker's Guide to Excellent Masculinity

A corrective guide for men, because no one taught you how

Jan 5 • Gavi

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December 2025

The Highest EQ Generation Has No Relationships

They learned to process feelings, not to build lives or families

Dec 24, 2025 • Gavi

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